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15.事业如日中天,恋人亲密无间,薪水上万成千,快乐无际无边,烦恼渺如云烟,逍遥胜似神仙!值此元旦佳节之际愿你快乐是神仙!

33.时空的遥远并没改变心的距离。今天,我会为你点亮蜡烛,烘干一季潮湿的往事。我会给你送一个不同平日的祝福,因为这四字一年只说一次:元旦快乐!

2.如果一个人每天都掉进同一个坑里,那肯定是件很倒霉的事情;但是如果一个人每天都收到好友的短信,那肯定是最幸福的事情:元旦记得请我吃饭!

14.圣旨到:奉天承运,皇帝召曰:由于你去年新年欠我三毛钱至今未还,罚你三天不准拉屎,拉屎不准带纸,带纸不过三尺,直到憋死为止!钦此,领纸!

35.生活就像超级女生,走到最后的都是纯爷们。祝你新的一年,在生活中成功脱颖而出,PK掉对手,薪水名列前茅,尽显纯爷们本色,健康又快乐!

18、还记得上幼儿园的时候老实说:尿尿一次罚三元,两次罚五元,三次罚七元。我正想问包月多少钱时,你很坚毅地说:老师,我要办兔年的年卡!新年快乐!

36.不许动!抢,抢,抢劫!认识我的站左边,不认识我的站右边!想笑的站中间,还有盯着手机看的!对!就你!放下手机双手抱头!听着:元旦节给我快乐点!

6、元旦到,问个好,愿你开心困难少;青春驻,不变老,全家天天呵呵笑;儿女孝,幸福绕,忧愁全部上云霄;健康在,收入高,幸福生活乐逍遥。

16.我是一棵葱,站在风雨中,谁要拿我沾大酱我操他老祖宗!走过南闯过北,厕所后面喝过水,火车道上压过腿,还和傻子亲过嘴。操!啥也不拒,就是想你!

13.新年来临,送你好心情:甭管大海再多水,大山再多伟,蜘蛛再多腿,辣椒再辣嘴,也甭管拉登有多鬼,美国有多累,总之你最美,快乐永不悔!

10.痛苦最好是别人的,快乐才是自己的;麻烦将是暂时的,朋友总是永恒的;爱情是用心经营的,世界上没有什么大不了的。新年快乐!

22.新年佳节到,我把福来祝,好运天天交,生活步步高,彩票期期中,打牌次次赢,口味顿顿好,若敢把我忘,小心挨棍棒。

6.祝你在新的一年里,致富踏上万宝路丶事业登上红塔山丶情人赛过阿诗玛丶财源遍布大中华。

3.鸭子太多嘴总爱呱呱叫,太吵;小猫太多情总是爱撒娇,太腻;小狗太多事总爱汪汪汪,太闹;想来想去还是你最好,就算元旦狂欢也只呆在猪圈里睡大觉。

27、财神让我转告你,要对人好,尤其要对发这条信息给你的人好,常让此人开心,多多请此人吃饭并送厚礼,财神才会关照你。

10、等我有了钱,点着美元给你取暖,用XO给你浇花园,派嫦娥给你当丫环,约奥巴马摇游船,派拉丹陪你休闲,可现在只能花一角钱,祝你快乐元旦!

10.祝福是一把伞,伴你走过阴雨天;思念是一支箭,能让心相连。元旦到了祝你;幸福永永远远,好梦圆圆甜甜,一切自自在在,身体健健康康!

26.我就剩下一毛钱了,给你发条短信,祝福你元旦快乐,希望你也把我的一毛钱的祝福分享给你的家人和朋友们。

30.新的一年来到,新的祝愿送到:祝你人缘实现广覆盖健康突破保基本好运争取多层次财运走向可持续,幸福保持稳步涨。元旦快乐!

36.在我不识字的时候,总以为新年就是圆蛋,不过圆蛋的确是好东西哦,猪你有个快乐的圆蛋!

7.在此重要时刻,刘德华为你唱起《恭喜发财》,葛优为你演起贺岁剧,最了不起的是你的小宝贝已经为你跳起兔子舞。。。眉花眼笑了吧?元旦快乐!

16、好消息!本公司有美国总统小布什出售!配以霸权主意为饲料,只要定时喂养,即可强壮和蛮横无理,价格公道,童叟无欺!

3、风柔雨润好月圆;良辰美景年年盼;幸福生活天天随;冬去春来似水如烟,流年不复返!人生需尽欢!说一声珍重道一声平安!预祝元旦快乐!

2、当我把神灯擦了三下,神仙说我可以许两个愿望。我说我希望看短信的这个人元旦快乐,而且越来越漂亮。神仙说,我只能满足你第一个愿望。

40.玫瑰是我的热情,糖果是我的味道,星星是我的眼睛,月光是我的灵魂,一并送给你--我第一个也是最后一个爱的人,新年快乐!

30、元旦佳节不送礼,送去问候祝福您,健康快乐唱伴你,好运和你不分离,还有让我告诉你,财神已经跟随你。祝元旦快乐!

8.元旦祝福从天降,手机铃声响叮当,送你祝福要成双,愿你快乐到天荒,春节很快要到来,送个开心到你怀,伴你顺心又愉快,事业成功大发财。

37.你要敢新年节不快乐!我就把你的脸打成彩屏的,脑袋打成震动的,耳朵打成和弦的,全身打成直板的,你再郁闷就打成折叠的,如果还敢就把你打成二手的。

11.新年之际,祝你:大财小财意外财,财源滚滚;亲情爱情朋友情,份份真情;爱人亲人知心人,人人平安;官运福运桃花运,天天走运!

15、祝你马年财源滚滚,发得像肥猪;身体棒棒,壮得像狗熊;爱情甜甜,美得像蜜蜂;好运连连,多得像牛毛;事业蒸蒸像大鹏


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