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1.一位中国教授去国外演讲时说:各位女士,各位先生,我的英语说得不好,请各位原谅。我和英语的关系就像我和我太太的关系:我爱她,可是控制不了她。

2.动物园里,一幕表演吸引小明:一美女口含巧克力,老虎从她口中取出巧克力。表演成功后,老板笑说谁敢来试?这时全场默然。小明直直的看着美女:我敢演老虎。

3.小明在幼儿园经常抱女孩子的脸亲亲,老师批评了小明,小明委屈的说:“为什么爸爸可以亲妈妈,妈妈也可以亲我,我却不能亲小朋友那?”

4.夫妻俩在吵架。妻子哭哭啼啼地说:结婚前你甜言蜜语,骗得我妈连彩礼都没向你要。你是个大骗子!丈夫小声嘟哝:哼!便宜没好货!

5.一天,老大爷去商店买面包,找了半天也看不到生产日期,就问营业员。营业员随手拿起一只笔说:不急,我现在给你写上。

6.因为你能给我幸福感,所以我喜欢你;因为你能给我安全感,所以我爱你;因为你能给我房子和车,所以我选择和你在一起!别说我太物质,因为528我爱发——亲爱的人民币!

7.比你快:某男上下班的钱只够坐地铁,人多车里特拥挤,这时男人发现小偷正在掏他的钱夹,他便小声的说:“兄弟,你晚了一步,我老婆的手比你快多了。”

8.宝宝送给妈妈一朵花,然后说:妈妈,母亲节快乐!请问我是从哪里来的?妈妈便从与爸爸结婚开始解释半天。宝宝一头雾水:我同桌说,他是从北京来的。

9.最窝心的男子汉:某君把刚刚领到的工资拿回家,并狠狠对老婆说:“老婆,这是我这个月包月的嫖资,你收好了,好好服侍大爷!”老婆红着脸照收了。

10.法官审问一惯偷:“你被拘留过几次?”“十次。”“十次?你这样屡教不改,非判你个最长期限不可。”惯偷说:“按照商店的规矩,对老顾客是给打折的”

11.朋友生气了,很郁闷,旁边学汽修的小林说:“生了气,就得修,生活美溜溜。把气放一放,眼前就一亮;雨刷开一开,烦事都跑开”。

12.科长巡视时,看见一位员工正在吃东西,把他叫到跟前批评说:太不像话了,你怎么在工作的时候吃东西。员工笑着说:科长,我吃东西的时候没有工作呀!

13.中国滔滔说:西风!美国奥巴马说:东风!俄国梅德韦杰夫说:北风!台湾小马哥说:南风!日本菅直人说:红中……核反应堆说:糊了。

14.刚写完简历的我根本不敢回头看第二遍,别说用人单位,就是我妈,我爸,我亲戚全家,就算我自己,都不敢相信上面写的那个人是居然是我!

15.小明和朋友一起路过一个西瓜摊,看见里面有很多大西瓜,就问摊主:“西瓜甜吗?”,“肯定甜,不甜不收钱”摊主答到,小明说:“哦,那就帮我挑一个不甜的吧!”

16.公司裁员,经理对小李说:很不幸,你要被裁了。小李哭泣着说:我上有老下有小,以后怎么办啊?老板笑了笑说:正好,你以后有更多的时间照顾他们了。

17.火车和汽车谈上恋爱,大伙好奇就问:都是什么让你俩相爱的?汽车说:我就喜欢火车没完没了的那种感觉。火车说:跟汽车在一起,我从不担心它出轨。

18.语文课上,老师让小明用“黄河”造句。小明答:“黄河很黄。”老师不悦:“不行,改改!”小明更不开心,把头一扭:“凭什么,我又没有钱买漂白粉!”

19.吵架时,妻子哭着嚷道:我就是嫁给魔鬼,也比嫁给你强。丈夫点点头说:你说的太对了,只有魔鬼才能和你般配!

20.一次,谈到‘勤奋’这个话题。甲说:“早起的鸟儿有虫吃。”乙说:“早起的虫儿……”感觉不对。这时丙说:“早起的虫儿被鸟吃。”

21.公车上人多很挤,一女士拿着一包苹果对坐着的男士说:我用苹果换你的座位。男士高兴地换了,刚要吃,女士又说:别吃,一会下车我还要换回来呢。

22.有次我上同学家过夜,晚上睡觉,他说梦话全是英语,我听了两小时,忽然静下来,我感叹:终于清静了!旁边的弟弟开口说了句:Repeatagain

23.窗外的月光闪耀着问候的光辉,午夜的流星划破牵挂的纯粹,思念的真情此刻为你在回味,朋友,请放下一天的劳累,静静倾听祝福的真挚绝对。


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