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1.手里拿着公交一卡通去充值,排队的人还真不少,跟着长龙一步步前移,都快轮到我了,突然发现人家是卖火车票的。

2.一位农村老师准备公开课,老伴说“穿上袜子。”这位老师没有穿袜子的习惯,于是放进裤兜。公开课时间,老师打喷嚏,随手拿出袜子擦了两下。众观之,皆大笑。

3.儿子问爸爸:“我们中国很强大吗?”爸爸回答:“那当然,可是你为什么这么问呢?”儿子:“你没看见回来的路上,街边牌子上都写着‘中国人民很行’‘中国交通很行’‘中国建设很行’吗?”爸爸……

4.你这人啊,老婆没有,情人一堆;工作没有,存款一堆;野心没有,爱心一堆;社交没有,朋友一堆;糗事没有,祝福一堆;祝你:平平安安好事一大堆!

5.那个时候看别人骑马回去就骑猪,看别人给狗穿衣服,回家就往猪身上绑布料,看见比人抱着狗睡,就回家抱猪在怀里。结果小猪不到一个月,看见我就跑

6.新年到,祝福到:正财、横财、意外财,财源滚滚;亲情、爱情、朋友情,情情真挚;官运、财运、事业运,运运亨通;爱人、亲人、家里人,人人平安。坏事,糗事,不顺事,事事走光!

7.何必想有的没的,越简单越快乐,没有心跳加速没有不安忐忑,平静得如不流动的河,愉快的难过的开心的出糗的,总不忘记一起分享着。

8.一日巧遇两农民,甲说:“现在全国有一半人进了小康。”乙忙说:“一半不见得,二分之一差不多!”顿时我无语。

9.一朋友刚去房地产工作,经理给他客户本让他联系客户,其中一个客户名字栏写着X哥,电话拨通了,他说:您好,请问是“cha哥”吗?电话啪被挂断!他继续翻下一个客户朱姐,他:您好,请问是“猪姐”吗?

10.号称都是铁杆球迷的我们四个哥们,去年夏天在其中一哥们家看世界杯,比赛零点开始,结果上半场还没完,四个人当中,有三个都睡着了,其中还有一个开场4分钟后的事情,他完全就不知道了。

11.爸爸第一次买彩票,电话询问爸爸结果如何,他说“七个号都有”,我欣喜若狂,连忙赶回家拿起彩票一看,七个号确实都有,平均分布在7注里面。

12.期末考试有道题问人的正常体温是多少度,我没记得老师说过,只知道开水是100度。我觉得开水比手热多了,就填了个90度。

13.那天在QQ上匿名聊天,两个人越聊越投机,于是相约见面。等见到以后,俺才发现,原来是俺同桌。以前咋没觉得他这么可爱呢。

14.班上元旦晚会很多人表心声,撮合了几对,也散了几对。最糗的一对是,某男与一女地下情,另一有男友的女生向他吐心声,他女友吃醋要走,男的去拉时被绊倒了,扯掉了女友的裙子。

15.听爸爸讲,那时我还很小不懂事,看到他每天都拿个东西在下巴地方蹭。一次,我趁他不注意时,也把那东西拿过来在下巴蹭,结果下巴流蹭血了,原来爸爸是在刮胡子。

16.小时候上街看见前面一个破皮走路顺手抓了路边摊上的一把瓜子若无其事就走了,我跟在后面,就也顺手抓了一把,当做没看见要走,那个老板张口叫了句站住,我吓得哭了起来,不堪回首啊!

17.高中时和朋友在学校附近吃午餐,他点了一碗宽面条,另一朋友在喝可乐,然后不知道谁讲了个笑话,喝可乐的人笑呛了,可乐从鼻子里滴出来。朋友哈哈大笑别人的糗状,谁知道一条宽面从鼻孔里喷射而出!

18.我将没有内心的躯体,和带着柔软润滑的个性,以及有让许多人当众出糗的黄色外衣,轻轻的向你脚下丢去。小样儿,我就不信你踩不上这块香蕉皮!

19.一朋友刚去房地产工作,经理给他客户本让他联系客户,其中一个客户名字栏写着X哥,电话拨通了,他说:您好,请问是“cha哥”吗?电话啪被挂断!他继续翻下一个客户朱姐,他:您好,请问是“猪姐”吗?

20.小时候上街看见前面一个破皮走路顺手抓了路边摊上的一把瓜子若无其事就走了,我跟在后面,就也顺手抓了一把,当做没看见要走,那个老板张口叫了句站住,我吓得哭了起来,不堪回首啊!

21.走过,路过,想过,猜过,忘过,爱过,丢过,哭过,听过,看过,疯过,糗过,梦过,伤过,惜过,忙过,闲过,迷过,怒过,只不过,最终也只剩得过且过。

22.堂妹养了一狗狗,一次,我去她家串门,我亲切的对着小狗喊堂妹的名字,她想反将一军,随即抱着狗狗不停叫:姐姐。我贼笑(她亲姐站在旁边神情尴尬)!五秒后,她们俩姐妹都忍不住大笑。

23.一天见一老大娘在一广告牌下有些面红有些愤怒的说道:“哎,现在什么社会啊?怎么连安全套都用这么大的广告牌?”忙上前观看:卡巴斯基安全套装。


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