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7.等我有钱了:扇子买两把,一把我自己扇,一把你给我扇;短信发两条,一条气你,一条哄你。现在没钱,先发一条短信气气你!

8.一天,一块三分熟的牛排在街上走着,突然他在前方看到一块五分熟的牛排,可却没有理会他。他们为什么没打招呼呢?答案:因为他们不熟。

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11.等我有钱了:扇子买两把,一把我自己扇,一把你给我扇;短信发两条,一条气你,一条哄你。现在没钱,先发一条短信气气你!

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14.从走出学校的那天起,就拥有了你,我细心地呵护你,和你经历风风雨雨,我发现,我越来越离不开你,越来越不能失去你——我的工资,没有你我怎么办?

15.昨天,东南大学3986名新生陆续开始报到,也是南京第一所开学的高校。新生中有一位叫周雯婷的女生特别引人注目,她的学号“11111111”被称为史上最牛的学号。估计11年后也不会有学号‘22222222’!

16.有一个人,在梦中发觉自己发现了一个重大的世界秘密,就趁着似醒非醒的时候,赶紧写了下来。当他醒来时,只见纸上写着:香蕉大则香蕉皮也大!

17.男生约会,出谜题给姑娘猜:你芳香的气息,令人着迷!你肉肉的身体,抹去我出轨的痕迹。姑娘道:好羞!第一次见面,就这么坏!男生:不,坏的是橡皮。

18.饿的时候不吃!我做到了;困的时候不睡!我也做到了;冷的时候不加衣,我又做到了。我这么强的一个人,可惜啊,想你的时候,不告诉你,我没做到……

19.红藕香残玉簟秋,轻解罗裳独上兰舟。上等扣肉何处来?猪字当头,遍满酒楼。人怕出名猪怕壮,一声肥膘两地震撼。此处无计可转移。才下兰舟,却上酒席。

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21.没有你,急眼;有了你,心烦;天天看着你,我彻夜难眠!你不是我渴望的那种心愿,哎,生活真难,我该怎样处置你——假钱!

22.我搜了‘2’的意思,上面说2是傻傻,可爱,发飙,无赖,说的就是你,对朋友傻傻爱,输游戏时耍可爱,对坏人发飚快,请客吃饭耍无赖,所以你很2,朋友们就喜欢和你一块!

23.甲:“我老婆真不像话!扔下一大堆衣服让我妈洗!”乙:“那你干什么去了?”甲:“我实在不忍看我妈受累!到你这散散心!”


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