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搞笑段子大全

1.通常在读短信的有两种人,一种是男人,一种是女人。恭喜你在非通常情况下读到了这条经过特殊处理的短信,你的智商终于介于男人加女人除以二的基础上了。

2.我是天,你是地,有了你,我才活得有意义;你是阳光,你是空气,因为有了你,我才能自由的呼吸;528,我爱发,我会用努力奋斗握住你带回家!

3.过年了都没有收到你的信息,额很心疼。额想你想的心好痛,曾用香蕉割过脉;用鸡蛋撞过头;用面条上过吊。可都没死成,你就请额吃顿饭,撑死额算了。

4.行动吧,起早点吸新鲜空气;行动吧,捐点钱去献献爱心;行动吧,找个伴来告别单身;行动吧,发条短信祝福祝福;行动吧,穿少点抱头猪暖暖!

5.妈妈告诉光泽(女),以后荡秋千要小心,别让别的小朋友看到你的内裤,这天光泽非常高兴的告诉妈妈,今天荡秋千没被看到内裤,在玩之前我把内裤脱了!

6.街上一摆地摊女孩拉住我,奋力推销。我摆脱不掉,看远处有警察,道:再不放手我叫警察了。她马上接道:距离这么远你喊太费劲,买个扩音机吧。

7.大象和蚂蚁结婚了,没多久大象就死了!蚂蚁非常伤心,一边埋大象一边说:亲爱的你怎麽这么早就离开我了,这辈子我啥都不干就埋你了!

8.我想到最浪漫的事,是在清晨对你说:你很漂亮!很优秀!很棒!我想这样会令你一天都开心。但我不能常做,因为常说谎是不好的。

9.我知道你成明星了,你用你那憨厚可爱的面孔和胖胖的身躯征服了全球的粉丝,还起了个艺名叫维尼。熊啊,明星也要休息的,别看手机了,快冬眠吧。

10.以“赚钱赚到比人高,花钱花到手发软”为目标,以“往死里赚钱,往死里省钱”为宗旨,全心全力赚钱,尽心尽力省钱,实心实意花钱,绝不愧对一分钱。亲爱的,你的钱包会越来越鼓的。

11.这年头,钱钱总是贬值,留着没啥价值,烦恼确实不值,年终奖莫算总值,看重你的潜质,随时可能升值,不惜重金一毛,收买你这支的情谊股,你说值不?

12.几个戴眼镜的男人在朋友家闲聊,互相争论起谁近视最严重。主人在眼镜片后打量了太太一眼,感叹道:唉!再没有一个男人比我的视力更差了。

13.“爱是什么?”“爱就是爱呀,就是喜欢一个人呀。”“简单点,爱是什么?两个字。”“不知。”“笨,爱是你我。”“怎么会?”“歌里唱的:爱是你我。”

14.大牛:“你瞧,昨天公共汽车司机盯着我看,仿佛我没买票。”阿仁:“那您怎么办?”大牛:“很简单,我也盯着他看,就像我买了票似的。”

15.坐车出门,行至途中忽然抛锚,司机告诉大家,可等下一班次车辆转车。一农村老太太在下车时边走边念叨:这天真热,连车都受不了,你看看,连活也不干了,真不如我养的牲口啊。

16.我这人很实在,我从不搞特殊;我这人很低调,我从不喧闹;我这人很友好,我从不乱来。既然我那么好,你总得表示表示吧,要求不多,请我吃饭就行!

17.夏天到了,我托毛毛虫妹妹给你带去几个亲密的吻,我托蚊子大婶每晚都为你唱起催眠曲,千万不要和我客气,还有更好的礼物为你准备着呢!

18.动物启示录:虾:大红之日,便是大悲之时。龟:能伸能屈,不能强出头。蜘蛛:能坐享其成,靠的就是那张关系网。螃蟹:横行霸道,终会口吐白沫!

19.不要嫌我癞,破锅自有破锅盖;不要嫌我丑,丑鬼自有丑做派;只要我俩能相爱,牛粪洗净拌香菜,只要你嫁到我家来,吃糠咽菜成肥仔,麻子闪闪放光彩。

20.朋友支招,教你御寒:1、理成光头自发电取暖;2、陪朋友相亲当个大灯泡;3、经常想一些不可能的事,让头脑发热;4、注意保暖,开裆裤就别穿啦!

21.自从爱上你,心里只有你;谁要欺负你,我护着你;你想撒撒娇,我宠着你;你要想逛街,我陪着你;你要不开心,我逗逗你;你要不想我,我踹哭你!

22.新雷人语录:弱水三千,我只取一瓢。强水一瓢,可毁佳丽三千;打狗还得看主人,太烦,于是见人打人,见狗打狗;在千钧一发之际,大不了再送你根头发!

23.我和同学某某一起骑车出门玩,突然他的车气门芯坏了,我就把我的拔下来给他装上,后来我俩一起高高兴兴骑车回家了。


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